1 definition by The Ever So Polite Football Fan

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One who lies about their IQ to try and make a clever point about something they never understood.
I'm someone with an IQ over 30. I don't like football fans because my friends were football fans and when I said I didn't like football they all pointed at me and called me names. Now I just sit at home writing mean things about them on the internet coz I've got no real friends of my own... only Colin the Computer, he's my friend. He's never mean to me. THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!

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