5 definitions by The Dork Cheese

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Microsoft's most prominent problem.
Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.
by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

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A website with some intelligent people, but mostly filled with dumbasses who say things like "Michael Moore is a big fat liar like clinton and macs suck becas pcs are su gr8 and i suked ur porn now". Good if you want to laugh at a funny definition, or just laugh and thumbs-down worthless definitions.

(Note: the mac thing is kind of ironic, considering how many people complain about PCs and micro$oft here. If you hate PCs so much, why do you go out and say "MACS SUK MACS SUK" all the time?
Urban Dictionary troll:"STFU I LIKE PORN U APP HOLE LUVR HOO SUKS MIKE MORRS COCK WAIT NO THATS CLINTON"
Me: laughing at retard
by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

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1: See above. ("Overrated due to being artsy.")

2: How you spell "overrated" if you don't bother to fix your typos.
1: Modern art isn't overarted, since a bunch of splotches of paint and shit aren't artsy at all.

2: durr that band is overarted any1 who like them are gay!!!!!!!!!12121211!!
by The Dork Cheese December 11, 2005

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What Windoze isn't. What UNIX based systems are.
M$ slave: "Ugh, my fucking windows PC fucking crashed again!"
Cool guy 1: "Get Linux, then. It never crashes."
Cool guy 2: "Or get Macs, they look and function hella better than dumbass PCs"
by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

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Talentless "punk rawk" pop-bitch. She brings shame to Canada. Claims everybody else is a poser… but she's the real deluded fuck. Abuses bracelets, ties, and the human ear.
Don't listen to this washed up slut. Listen to Terrance and Phillip instead. They're funnier, more talented, and better-looking. They also make Canada look good, unlike Avril.
by The Dork Cheese September 27, 2005

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