dick-missile

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.

Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!

by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

wrangler

Synonymous for penis.

If I buy her dinner tonight, she will be seeing the wrangler, please believe.

by The Demoralizer April 28, 2009

kango

a very large penis, typically belonging to a member of the african persuasion

I stuck my kango in his eye socket.

by The Demoralizer November 29, 2007