8 definitions by The Dave

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The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.
Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.
by The Dave February 22, 2004

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The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.
When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.
by The Dave June 09, 2004

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When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.
"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."
by The Dave October 22, 2004

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More dumbass gang fucks.
Blue Crew? What the fuck are these morons doing now?
by The Dave March 06, 2004

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referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.
Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.
by The Dave March 11, 2005

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kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.
Going to town,with 2 in the brown.
by The Dave March 29, 2005

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Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker
Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.
by The Dave August 01, 2008

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