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Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.
Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.
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