The Cap'n's definitions

Asian Chopstick Mafia

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

by The Cap'n November 15, 2003

The Cap'n

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

by The Cap'n December 29, 2003

cum socks

A 'special' sock that is used for 'mopping up' following a 'five knuckle shuffle'. Such footwear have the unusual characteristics of being able to stand upright after repeated use.

Used extensivley by males aged 11 upwards.

Time to go to the launderette: my cum socks aren't mopping up anymore.

by The Cap'n June 3, 2004