Top definition
An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.
The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.
by The Cap'n November 15, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
2
A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.
"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."
by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
3
Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.
by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush