2 definitions by The Bruddas Definitions

Vencum

A slithery, white, alien symbiote with an amorphous, sperm-like form, similar to the famous, Marvel villain, Venom, except it’s white and made of cum. The symbiote can only survive by bonding with a host, usually a male human. Once it’s chosen a host, a dual-life form is created with enhanced powers. The symbiote specifically seeks out participants of the NoFap movement. November is when sightings are most frequent, due to the many soldiers battling in NNN. If a male has not nutted in a while, and his horny levels are so high that Vencum can sense it, it will find him and inject itself into the tip of his penis hole. Once infected, the victim will feel a gut-wrenching pain in his scrotum. Each one of his testicles will proceed to quiver and vibrate rapidly before fully retracting into his body. The sheer force of the Vencum pumping through the victim's veins will drop him to his knees as he screams in agony. The virus will overtake him, levitating him off the ground, all while making him bust the fattest nut this world has ever seen. After this process has taken effect, the infected subject will go on with its life and appear to be normal; however, do not be fooled! Vencum can take control at any moment (typically when aroused,) transforming its victim into a hideous behemoth of cum that will consume and/or fuck anything it very well pleases. Once the symbiote has multiplied, the puddle of nut on the floor will squirm to the nearest shower drain, pursuing its next target.

"It's NNN boys. Proceed with caution. Vencum could infect you at any moment."
"Look out! Vencum is cumming!
"Ahh! Ugh! I think Vencum just infected my penis hole!"

by The Bruddas Definitions November 24, 2019

Francine Tortellini

Francine Tortellini is a odd woman with indeed the most annoying laugh on the planet. She is classified as Francine Tortellini because she indeed looks like Francine from the famous PBS Kids show "Arthur." The Tortellini part comes into play when you look at her ears. The appear to be flattened out on the edges and seem to look like whole wheat, burnt tortellini's... How peculiar. Oh and don't even mention her stank teeth... and her Hiesty Huhey... and OH NO! NOT THE FROSTED FLAKES!

Howard: *talking to Phillip* "Remember that *insert non-existent show here*"
Phillip: "Oh Ye ---"
Francine Tortellini: *begging for attention from homo-sapiens of the male gender* "BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJSHAJHSJ! YESSSS I DOOOO THAAAATT WAAASSSS MYYY SHO ---"
Howard: "Stfu Francine Tortellini bitch , you smell like fish bitch."

by The Bruddas Definitions April 19, 2018