The Biz's definitions

Oil

A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.

Female reporter: What about the oil?


Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?

by The BIZ May 13, 2005

Ultraviolet

A large part of the electromagnetic spectrumwhich is invisible to humans, but not insects or certain animals. It has a wavelength of 450 nannometers, about 4 nm from X-Ray wavelength. It is really cool to play with,too!

Urine, toenails, fingernails, and other materls glow,or flouress, under Ultraviolet light.

by The BIZ March 20, 2004

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005