5 definitions by The Almanac
Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.
by The Almanac January 3, 2017
rednick is an increasingly popular term for a species of localized variation of redneck often found in the lesser known area of the NorthEast United States that is Appalachian in culture i.e. Pennsyltucky (area between Philly and Pittsburgh that sometimes extends north into New York state and south into West Virginia).
What separates a rednick from a redneck is that a rednick is the redneck variation of a Hipster. They often have interest in all hobbies you would expect of a redneck, but many times process just the corresponding basic skills associated. Unlike a redneck which is a true survival man, a rednick is a flasher of redneck skills and should not be relied upon to perform such skills in a dire situation.
What separates a rednick from a redneck is that a rednick is the redneck variation of a Hipster. They often have interest in all hobbies you would expect of a redneck, but many times process just the corresponding basic skills associated. Unlike a redneck which is a true survival man, a rednick is a flasher of redneck skills and should not be relied upon to perform such skills in a dire situation.
I was driving thru Pennsyltucky over the weekend and some rednick drove up next to me in his pickup, rolled down his window, stuck his head out and hollered “Hooty Who” as he proceeded to cut me off toting his ATVs in trailer and all.
Alternatively, some areas use rednick in an additional context to descript a situation in which a local redneck screws something up. Can be used to mean plans, or even physical objects such as beating your new 4-wheeler. Think of the first chip you get in the paint of a new car, that’s a rednick.
Alternatively, some areas use rednick in an additional context to descript a situation in which a local redneck screws something up. Can be used to mean plans, or even physical objects such as beating your new 4-wheeler. Think of the first chip you get in the paint of a new car, that’s a rednick.
by The Almanac December 1, 2018
The Knuckler is a mythological figure from the backwoods of PA. His name was inspired by the massive boil on his knuckle, but the legend truly took hold once he became a mythical figure living in the woods. Rumor has it he took to the woods to both hide and nurture the growth of his ever impressive knuckle boil. Said to be the size of a softball, The Knuckler is said to take deep pride in showing his boil to anyone who will look, but especially terrorizing those that do not.
Rumor has it he is a mix of man, bear, and pig. But many believe him to be closely related to the Sasquatch. Today, The Knuckler has many imitators, and is a growing term to describe anyone with an overly large boil regardless of location on body.
Rumor has it he is a mix of man, bear, and pig. But many believe him to be closely related to the Sasquatch. Today, The Knuckler has many imitators, and is a growing term to describe anyone with an overly large boil regardless of location on body.
Growing up in the backwoods, we heard stories about The Knuckler. He was infamous in those parts, for his random shoving of a puss leaking knuckle in the face of the unsuspecting and laughing disturbingly at the reactions.
by The Almanac March 29, 2019
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by The Almanac March 28, 2018
by The Almanac November 12, 2017