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When, on the event of New Year's.... you sleep with something so damn ugly, that the only way you can ever talk about the event is by saying she was "New Year's Ugly" hoping to any damn god out there that none of your friends know what it means. Also, "New Year's Ugly" girls are known to royally bleed all over your damn sheets so that you can't deny that you slept with them..... Maybe... the worst way ever to bring in a New Year..... Sleeping with a New Year's Ugly will make you count the next 364 days in hopes to making it better next time.
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