1055 definitions by The return of Light Joker

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

shades

sunglasses (always used in the plural)

They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

by The return of Light Joker May 21, 2011

train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

legit

legitimate, ethically legitimate

The info I was being given seemed legit at the time.

by The return of Light Joker January 2, 2011

Bedrock

the basic facts, crucial elements

With all the myths surrounding politics, it's time that people talk with organizations that get to the bedrock.

by The return of Light Joker March 22, 2011

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The return of Light Joker November 27, 2011

paint

1. the free throw lane in basketball

2. paintballs

3. a Jack, Queen or King card in poker

I think you spend enough time in the paint that you don't need to play as a pro.

by The return of Light Joker December 30, 2011