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A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport
by The real slang July 10, 2017
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A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad
Damn why is Matthew Dente here
by The real slang January 5, 2018
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