2 definitions by The pig god

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 20, 2017

Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

by The pig god October 20, 2017