4 definitions by The mystery 5000

A Daylan is perhaps one of the dumbest creatures on the planet Earth. Daylan is usually seen in public areas such as Kentucky, USA, and Canada territories.
Person 1: Hey there’s Daylan.
Person 2: He must be from Canada.
by The mystery 5000 October 14, 2017
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when your girl is about to make you cum, and right as you get to the climax she cracks your dick
Oh my girl did the glowstick on me last night…
by The mystery 5000 November 14, 2022
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A mentally retarded unicorn 🦄 flying through the depths of fire.
If ever in contact with one make sure to scream like a retard
by The mystery 5000 October 13, 2017
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Possibly one of the dumbest,annoying, and least intelligent people to ever exist.
They usually have brown hair and

usually have glasses.
Person: Ughh there’s David
by The mystery 5000 October 16, 2017
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