25 definitions by The mad shatter

Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.
William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.
by The mad shatter April 28, 2017
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Eddie Torez the Extra Testicle. It is from a Cheech and Chong movie. A latin alien charater with, surprise surprise, and extra testicle
I did not realize it until he dropped his pants, but I was getting funky with ET
by The mad shatter April 28, 2005
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a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals
Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night
by The mad shatter April 28, 2005
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It's the opposite of duplicate. Instead of something getting done twice it doesn't get done at all.
You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.

Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.
by The mad shatter July 13, 2017
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When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
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A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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A wheel that has a free spinning exterior portion so that at stops, it still looks like it is moving. Can be expensive, but you can get cheap plastic hub cap versions at crappy auto parts stores. The plastic ones are often seen on pizza delivery boys' cars
Damn, that hooch has got 3 spinners on her ride. The fourth must be on lay away.
by The mad shatter April 28, 2005
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