25 definitions by The mad shatter
what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.
Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"
by The mad shatter April 29, 2005
Someone who accidentally leaves their phone connected to a bluetooth speaker and then watches a video or plays a game resulting in their friends hearing what's on their phone.
We were all shocked to hear the My Little Pony theme song coming out of the stereo, but then we realized that Chad became a bluetooth bomber when he went to take a shit.
by The mad shatter September 29, 2018
A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
by The mad shatter July 14, 2017
Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
by The mad shatter December 3, 2018
When a jackass causes a catastrophe
Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass
by The mad shatter April 29, 2005
The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.
Hey man - are you still there?
Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
by The mad shatter September 29, 2018
A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.
by The mad shatter April 28, 2005