8 definitions by The Zookeeper
Arkansas. It is the exact oppostie of Kansas, a land of pure evil. The people of Kansas plan to enslave earth. That's why Bizarro-Kansas, or Arkansas, was created. The Arkansans live their lives to balance out all the wrong doings that Kansas does. In 2032, the Arkansas and the Kansans will finally get into a war. If the Kansans win, Earth will be enslaved in darkness. If Arkansas wins, world peace will come. In this war, every state will be conquered by either Kansas or Arkansas. Eventually, the states will begin conquering countries.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.
by The Zookeeper June 14, 2005
Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
by The Zookeeper June 14, 2005
Sam(8:00 a.m.):Cheese!
Sam(11:37 a.m.):CHEESE!
Sam(12:04):Hey, I like cheese!
Sam(2:54 p.m.):Cheese, cheese cheese!
You(2:54 p.m.):*Your head explodes*
Sam(11:37 a.m.):CHEESE!
Sam(12:04):Hey, I like cheese!
Sam(2:54 p.m.):Cheese, cheese cheese!
You(2:54 p.m.):*Your head explodes*
by The Zookeeper May 26, 2005
The most kick ass game ever. The name actually isn't Japanese, but is a misspelling of "Calamari Democracy", which is English for "government based on squids".
The story is fascinating. The King of All Cosmos (or in other words, God) gets drunk one nights and eats all the stars. In an attempt to fix things before his wife gets back, he calls up his bastard son Prince(you) and tells him to go down to Earth and roll up anything he can find(including children)into a ball, which will then be compressed into a star. The King of All Cosmos is sometimes not impressed with your hard work and will yell at you and make you cry as you lay ready to die from exhaustion.
The King also throws up rainbows and thinks all of your cousins are disturbing.
The story is fascinating. The King of All Cosmos (or in other words, God) gets drunk one nights and eats all the stars. In an attempt to fix things before his wife gets back, he calls up his bastard son Prince(you) and tells him to go down to Earth and roll up anything he can find(including children)into a ball, which will then be compressed into a star. The King of All Cosmos is sometimes not impressed with your hard work and will yell at you and make you cry as you lay ready to die from exhaustion.
The King also throws up rainbows and thinks all of your cousins are disturbing.
by The Zookeeper August 2, 2005
Something that hundreds of kids call themselves. Thay are NOT pyros. Pyromania is a mental illness where the person sets things on fire or explodes things for satisfaction. Like all manias, it acts as an addiction and pyromaniacs will feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Thay won't be able to sleep or stay calm. Just because you carry a lighter around that doesn't make you a pyro.
Person: LOL! I am such a pyro, Ohmagawd!, this one time I, like, burned a leaf.
You: I hope you die in a car wreck.
You: I hope you die in a car wreck.
by The Zookeeper August 9, 2005
A man had a blow job, possibly smoked pot, and was from Arkansas. These are the reasons why people love him and people hate him. Alot of people bitch about him being the worst president, when probably the only bad decisions he made really didn't have anything to do with America. He was impeached, but never kicked out of office. A president like him should never be tried to be booted out. We should impeach presidents who are homophobic, uber-christian, illeterate, Texans. Hopefully, we will never elect an asshole like that.
by The Zookeeper June 7, 2005
A fictional place where you tell people you will send them to be punished or send them to compete. The Gauntlet, although strcitly imaginary, is like an arena with traps, like giant balls that chase after you and spikes that come from the floor. It is used as a comical threat that doesn't really mean anything.
by The Zookeeper June 7, 2005