1 definition by The Wizzard of Odd

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 5, 2011