3 definitions by The Swolestar
Mark: "Let's go! Our school just got to the finals!"
Jake: *Glancing* "Yeah, cool..."
Mark: "You don't gotta be so gung lo about it!"
Jake: *Glancing* "Yeah, cool..."
Mark: "You don't gotta be so gung lo about it!"
by The Swolestar February 4, 2023
Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...
by The Swolestar August 30, 2020
A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...
Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
by The Swolestar February 21, 2023