9 definitions by The Slicker
A person (usually a man) who comes from a small town & has just started living in a big city, who thinks he's really cool just because he lives there now and flaunts his expensive gadgets, fancy clothes etc. and says millennial stuff like lit, rad, basic even though he doesn't know what they actually mean.
Justin: Hey look at that dude.. he's trying so hard to be hipster
Wade: ya bro that faggot's gotta be an urbanchimp
Justin:ya man I bet he's from some tiny ass backwater town called Davenport
Wade: Hahah ya totally what a wannabe fag
Wade: ya bro that faggot's gotta be an urbanchimp
Justin:ya man I bet he's from some tiny ass backwater town called Davenport
Wade: Hahah ya totally what a wannabe fag
by The Slicker December 31, 2019
An extremely irritating person who suddenly interjects into other people's conversations and start speaking at length about their own meaningless topics in a foolish or rude manner.
Note:- These types of people are mostly found at parties or social places and are trying to forcibly fit into/ be part of a group but they generally come across to others as ignorant/absurd/knowitalls. Hence everyone tries to ignore them or stay as far away as possible from these idiots.
Note:- These types of people are mostly found at parties or social places and are trying to forcibly fit into/ be part of a group but they generally come across to others as ignorant/absurd/knowitalls. Hence everyone tries to ignore them or stay as far away as possible from these idiots.
Example 1 -
Tom: Hey Nick, did you enjoy the party yesterday?
Nick: No way man. So I was vibing with Jane last night and then out of nowhere this fucking hoojay came along and started gloating about his work and bored us to death, so we quickly ditched that fag and left the party.
Tom: Oh shit.. fucking hoojays!
Nick: YEAH!
Example 2 -
Guy #1: Hey bro! Are you new at this book club?
Guy #2: Yeah man. Here for the first time. What about you dude?
Guy #1: Oh cool.. me too!
Guy #2: Noice ..so do you know anyone here ?
Guy #1: No man. I'm just gonna try to hoojay my way into this nerdy crowd! lol
Guy #2: Smort
Tom: Hey Nick, did you enjoy the party yesterday?
Nick: No way man. So I was vibing with Jane last night and then out of nowhere this fucking hoojay came along and started gloating about his work and bored us to death, so we quickly ditched that fag and left the party.
Tom: Oh shit.. fucking hoojays!
Nick: YEAH!
Example 2 -
Guy #1: Hey bro! Are you new at this book club?
Guy #2: Yeah man. Here for the first time. What about you dude?
Guy #1: Oh cool.. me too!
Guy #2: Noice ..so do you know anyone here ?
Guy #1: No man. I'm just gonna try to hoojay my way into this nerdy crowd! lol
Guy #2: Smort
by The Slicker December 30, 2019
A man or woman with low self-esteem, who sell their bodies to rich women/men only to obtain expensive gifts and contributions in return.
Example 1 -
Eva: Oh my god I can't believe you broke up with Jim he was so cute!
Amy: Oh please that rascal was nothing but a renter, that broke-ass son of a bitch couldn't even pay attention *pun intended*
Eva: Seriously? So he was only in it for the money?
Amy: Yeah !
Eva: What a loser
Example 2 -
Jake: Yo Kev what's up dawg?
Kevin: Not much hommy! My girlfriend finally broke up with me so I'm a free man now ! woo-hoo
Jake: Seriously? Thats awesome!
Kevin: Yeah man I'm stoked! So glad that bitch left!
Jake: Great! Then let's call some busty renters tonight my man!
Kevin: Hellz yeah !
Eva: Oh my god I can't believe you broke up with Jim he was so cute!
Amy: Oh please that rascal was nothing but a renter, that broke-ass son of a bitch couldn't even pay attention *pun intended*
Eva: Seriously? So he was only in it for the money?
Amy: Yeah !
Eva: What a loser
Example 2 -
Jake: Yo Kev what's up dawg?
Kevin: Not much hommy! My girlfriend finally broke up with me so I'm a free man now ! woo-hoo
Jake: Seriously? Thats awesome!
Kevin: Yeah man I'm stoked! So glad that bitch left!
Jake: Great! Then let's call some busty renters tonight my man!
Kevin: Hellz yeah !
by The Slicker December 30, 2019
A fake ass chick who posts several slutty pictures of her in skimpy clothes on instagram or facebook and uses dumb filters just to get male attention but in reality she's a lonely girl with no life and no friends.
Terry: Yo Ben have you seen Rosa on Instagram. She fine nigga. Think I should ask her out ?
Ben: Oh hell no man. That's one dumb bitch with no friends. She ain't nothing but a dummyslut
Terry: Really? But she has got really nice tits though!
Ben: She lives in my neighborhood bro. Her chest is as flat as a road.
Terry: Fuck
Ben: Oh hell no man. That's one dumb bitch with no friends. She ain't nothing but a dummyslut
Terry: Really? But she has got really nice tits though!
Ben: She lives in my neighborhood bro. Her chest is as flat as a road.
Terry: Fuck
by The Slicker December 30, 2019
The Lust/Hunger for catching a good vibe, especially when your life is looking quite bleak or mundane.
Dude #1: Hey bud, how's it going?
Dude #2: Life is shit man, my girl just left and my boss keeps stressing me out everyday. I'm really starting to feel that vibelust bro. I really need a win right now.
Dude #1: Holy shit man! That sounds tough!
Dude #2: Tell me about it!
Dude #2: Life is shit man, my girl just left and my boss keeps stressing me out everyday. I'm really starting to feel that vibelust bro. I really need a win right now.
Dude #1: Holy shit man! That sounds tough!
Dude #2: Tell me about it!
by The Slicker December 30, 2019
That one friend who sort of acts as a barrier/shield between you and a dickwad whom you don't like and a fight/arguement could always ensue if your bufferpal leaves or isn't there.
Bro#1: Sup hommy! I didn't know you knew Tim?
Bro#2: Yeah he's actually my bufferpal
Bro#1: Oh I figured, man he's really cool.
Bro#2: Yeah he's actually my bufferpal
Bro#1: Oh I figured, man he's really cool.
by The Slicker December 30, 2019
A smart and deceptive man who tricks women into having sex with him by pretending to be someone else but while he bangs the chick he secretly records her so that she can't retaliate if she finds out the truth about him.
Anna: Hey Mia! How are you?
Mia: Not good ! Drew broke up with me!
Anna: Really ? that banker you were going out with?
Mia: No he works as a bloody salesman. He lied to me and used me for sex. He's a fucking slicker
Anna Oh my god. Did you file a complaint?
Mia: No he's got my nudes and told me to stay away from him and he's threatening me that if I tell anyone he'll circulate the pics
Anna : oh shit that fucking slicker
Mia: Not good ! Drew broke up with me!
Anna: Really ? that banker you were going out with?
Mia: No he works as a bloody salesman. He lied to me and used me for sex. He's a fucking slicker
Anna Oh my god. Did you file a complaint?
Mia: No he's got my nudes and told me to stay away from him and he's threatening me that if I tell anyone he'll circulate the pics
Anna : oh shit that fucking slicker
by The Slicker December 30, 2019