2 definitions by The Schkoon

Tough Charlie

When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.

Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable

by The Schkoon May 18, 2016

Herbert Walker

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of piss and grenadine.

"It's been a long fucking night, fix me a god damn Herbert Walker"

Sir, that's just piss and grenadine.

"I know what I signed up for"

by The Schkoon May 18, 2016