6 definitions by The Real William Shakespeare

Denise

Stalker asian female that liked a guy called Denzel and also Jayden. She was so excruciatingly ugly that the guy usually turns homosexual.

Denzel I hear you're gay now. Yeah I met a Denise. Damn wanna have hardcore anal sex later?

by The Real William Shakespeare January 29, 2020

Rom

Has micropenis (secretly doesn't tho). Biggest autist around. Might fuck a couple children. Will slap the shit outta Erin Meatballsub when he fuckin sees the sket. Small with a disproportionate dick. Has all of the STIs in existence. Has tendencies to commit mass genocide.

Rom likes to touch kids on the weekends

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

Erin

An Erin is a slag. She frequently participates in sexual activities and is a slag.

Bruh Erin is a fucking slag lol she gave sloppy to Micheal Jordan

by The Real William Shakespeare May 27, 2020

Word

Word

Word

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

A Kristen Orcino

American girl usually of asian descent. She's a big slut and sends nudes to British boys. Also is a huge spastic and is retarded.

Oh wow that girl is just a Kristen Orcino can't believe she sucked off my Dad and brother.

by The Real William Shakespeare January 28, 2020