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When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.
Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.
by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013
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