3 definitions by The Organ Grinder
"Fancy nipping round to see me mum for half an hour?"
"Not tonight, love. I'm fair wunk, to be honest."
"Not tonight, love. I'm fair wunk, to be honest."
by The Organ Grinder May 28, 2008
A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.
by The Organ Grinder October 19, 2007
Constipation; from the common practice of knocking the table in the game of dominoes which signifies that you "can't go".
"Are you alright, love? Did you have any luck?"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"
by The Organ Grinder May 28, 2008