2 definitions by The Most High Council of Psych

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.
Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD
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The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.
Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...
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