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Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet August 30, 2006
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A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007
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Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.
Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"
by The Moody Poet August 23, 2006
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A system that is slowly being introduced all over the world. Smart Cards will be able to act as one card that can be used as:

* Bank & Credit Card & E-Money
* Passport
* Store Medical information
* Store Religious information
* Pay Tax / Use Public Transport / User Pay Services
* Store personal information
* Vote
* Store immigration/citizenship status
* Store criminal status
There are many problems with the smart card with the way governments handle; abuse and misuse personal information of the smart card holder.

In Malaysia and similar governments they refuse to give freedom of choice to their people to change religious status in order to manipulate exaggerated numbers of Islam and splice fear into those wishing to want freedom of choice. See M Moorthy for one example.
by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007
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The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.
A cutter is someone whose heart has been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet October 30, 2006
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The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.
Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet October 26, 2006
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A Urinal-Slut is usually a gay guy or a horny girl that hangs around urinals waiting for sex. See George Michael or Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton screamed, "I really wish Elizabeth Hurley would stop hoggin' the urinal!" "I'm the urinal-slut!"
by The Moody Poet August 24, 2006
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