2 definitions by The Keg

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg July 9, 2013
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A drinking challenge, similar to a Tequila slammer. the difference is in a suicide you snort a line of salt, put lemon juice in your eye and down a shot of tequila.
doing a suicide will put some hair on your ass.
by The Keg January 2, 2007
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