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Pronounced: HOL off day

1. Any day you have off from work and do not participate in, shop for, or visit, or travel for, because it is a Holliday you have off from work.

2. A day you stay home freed and disconnect from the circus of consuming and being consumed. A day to live life and be at peace, do nothing, and watch no TV. A day of quality nothing to do.

3. A day of true quality alone time, spent of being who you are with ease. guiltlessly unburdened by others need and requirements of you.

4. A free choice to be at peace with yourself and with the joy of reflecting life alone.

5. A day of quality nothing to do.
The Holiday came a great sigh of peace came, she silently laughed as the phone rang un-answered, and all she heard was how happy she was it was her Holoffday.

Everyone's an artist their Holoffday; she created time for a dream she never forgot.
by The I Do Not Know Show October 31, 2014
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Pronounced: e bow LAID ed

1. Those living and uninfected by ebola, but live as walking tombs of fear, are pro-eugenic, anti-human, and believe the (so called) leaders of the planet are not the terrorist.

2. One who accepts main stream media as truth, and not programing

3. A self enslaved, self-consuming carbon unit.

4. Someone who boarded the zombie apocolyspe and thought it was reality and the way of safety.

5. Someone who is completely pro-eugenic and doesn't know it yet, while blaming opposites of no-sides really exist.

6. A person who gave their human ideals up to be a left, right, blue, or red person, even though there is no logic to think you are not a person.

7. Someone who would eat their young, to feel safe with their fears.

9. A member of the flat earth society.

9. An person who is an excuse for a life-form that eats fear to feel safe; an inhuman with a two dimensional understanding of life, but believe they live in a three dimensional one.

10. A bipedal form of quantum ignorance.
Joe is eboladead. He built a wall around his body and filled it with Fracking waste-water, to protect himself from the getting ebola.

Ed is so eboladead. He weas his "Building 7 Was Bombed by Cave People" T-shirt for good luck.

Any Goodman of 'Democracy Now' is the first person in American journalism to use the word 'Eboladead" on National TV. She was referring to a senior Senator's statement about drinking tracking wastewater; and how it should be used in the process of manufaturing beer in America.
by The I Do Not Know Show October 21, 2014
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pronounced Y.O.U.

--present tense:

1. You are (Why OU) and your consciousness wakes about the zombie apocalypse being over-rated and you wake up less afraid of the eternal gift of life than all the leaders of the world combined in a primordial soup of (just add psychopaths) water.

2. One who wakes to being a life form on a planet; and becomes conscious of the responsible role of a creating existence.

--past tense:

1. One who misses the role of an accountable life form on a planet; one or a group of inhuman beings who live and die playing the role of an un-accountable life form on a planet.

2. An inhuman being lost in a culture of fear, hatred, hunger, and consumption; often willing to die and/or kill to maintain a delusion that they are not programed to believe themselves free. Ultra-Nationalist, Racist, Sexist, Belonging to an organized faith that is manipulated and controlled by a ruling class, Fanatical religious follower, or psycopathic leader.

3. A soulless one with a mind divided about itself.
(present) Why OU wakes to a dream that puts all realities to shame.

(present) Why OU is giving a shout-out to all the Inter-dementional beings on the radio.

(past) A Why OU never wakes to a dream that puts all it's realities to shame. In fact Why OU would rather be a zombie, vampire, or an actualized pawn or leader in a corrupt capitalistic, communistic, socialistic, imperialistic, or tribal social structure than a human being on earth or off-planet.

(past) Once again, a Why OU (an embedded and paid faux/caller) called Rush Limbaugh's radio and TV show, and got on-air to praise the host for calling out the evil human life forms, as enemies of the state.
by The I Do Not Know Show October 27, 2014
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