2 definitions by The Glocktopus

A gibberish term to describe a dim-witted fool who's objectively incorrect about something
Person 1: I for one believe vaccines cause autism
Person 2: Whatever you say, ya biscuit brained pollywocket
by The Glocktopus March 27, 2023
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The title for that one guy who knows a ton of random useless facts in most friend groups
Why does our group's Factishoist know so much about squid dicks?
by The Glocktopus September 20, 2022
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