2 definitions by The G Man

blandwich

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

by The G Man September 10, 2004

Jolly Green Giant

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?

by The G Man August 28, 2003