43 definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother

Sesh Dollars

v, The currency used to repay a friend in drugs.

Jordan: thanks for desert Jo il pay you back

Jo: your welcome i take £, p & Sesh Dollars

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 7, 2021

Head Shot

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.

Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021

Twatburger

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

Buyception

The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn

Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.

Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018