43 definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother

ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.

They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.
Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 8, 2020
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n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
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v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.
Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021
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Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023
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n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 27, 2019
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v, a verb used to describe the action of a man making a sperm donation to a sperm donor bank.

The action a man takes in the private room of a sperm donor bank to achieve the desired goal with visual aids to help.
Sean went to the sperm donor bank to donate. The nurse pointed him to the private room.

Nurse: "Sean go in that room to contribute your donation."

Sean: "So do I have a chug in the jug & hand it in yeah?"

Nurse: "Yes Sean that's correct."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 21, 2019
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v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.
Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 3, 2022
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