27 definitions by The Double E

The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.
Girl you know that i can’t write that down right now but I’m taking “ dicktastesion” mmmmkkkkk??
by The Double E August 18, 2023
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A half- Hispanic, half-white woman, usually 30 years or older that guys flock to everywhere she goes, a celebrity in her own right, great fashion sense, independently wealthy, single, and will also hold her own in a fight.
Man, did you see that MILF ?? SHe is ROXY HOT!
by The Double E June 15, 2021
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A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.
It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.
Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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When a person illegally obtains a skin graft from an individual for either monetary or DNA purposes while the victim is indisposed taking a “ grump” ( #2, poop, poo poo, dump, etc.)
Your honor I swear! I was using the restroom and all the sudden, that “ Grumplestealskin” took out a pocket knife and stole a peace of my skin
by The Double E August 16, 2023
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When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.
Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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