1 definition by The Dear Leader
Spaghetti Dinner refers to the recruitment meetings of cults.
In places like Universities, you will be offered to come to Spaghetti Dinner. There, they will start telling you about their cult and try to convince you to come back.
The spaghetti will probably be laced with drugs intended to render you unconscious, or make you more receptive to their Doomsday predictions.
If you refuse to join, you'll probably wake up in a bath tub with a scar from where they removed your kidney.
In places like Universities, you will be offered to come to Spaghetti Dinner. There, they will start telling you about their cult and try to convince you to come back.
The spaghetti will probably be laced with drugs intended to render you unconscious, or make you more receptive to their Doomsday predictions.
If you refuse to join, you'll probably wake up in a bath tub with a scar from where they removed your kidney.
Hey John, come to our Spaghetti Dinner! It's free!
No thanks, man, I don't want to wake up missing my liver.
No thanks, man, I don't want to wake up missing my liver.
by The Dear Leader October 9, 2019