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The single most badass name in the world. A person named Schari not only has a wicked sexy personality but every step they take causes miniature orgasms to anyone within 5 feet. Just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.
Man 1: Dude is that Schari?
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!

Schari: Hey whats up guys?

Man 1 & 2: ...

Schari: Something wrong?

Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.
by The Curly Haired Bandit April 23, 2011
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