4 definitions by The Coochie Advisor

Coochie House

The house where the most exquisite coochie products are sold.

Rodney: Yo my nigga you tryna go to the coochie house rq
Jay dee: Of course my nigga im tryna fine dine tonight

Rodney: Aight bet we out

Jay dee: Coochie HUT Coochie HUT YEAHAHAAHAH

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Drip or Drown

A very intense question asked by the drippiest nigga in your school. if you pick drip then you gotta be fly. But if you pick drown then nigga go to h&m or something.

Jay: *walks up to a new kid who got drip*
Jay: Drip or drown nigga
New kid: Nigga why can you you just drown in drip?
Jay: *fades away slowly from the intensity of the sentence the new kid just said*

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Coochie Scout Competition

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Dead Leg

Putting a swear on something but instead of a swear its putting it on a dead leg.

Ex 1: Man im finna kill my dogs sista on freakin dead legs

Ex 2: Main i hate my mf math teacher and i put that on dead legs

by The Coochie Advisor February 9, 2021