3 definitions by The Big Heathen
When you sit on the horn of a unicorn anally. Then open your arms up wide (creating the wings) while the theme song from titanic plays. Extra kicker is if you finish on the chest creating the heart of the ocean.
by The Big Heathen November 30, 2021
When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.
Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!
by The Big Heathen June 19, 2023
When you go down on a woman, specifically one of some ethnic background whom has coarse hair and has not shaved in about a week. While licking and postponing the orgasm so much she starts to forcefully face fuck you so hard that the bristly coarse hair rubs on the bridge of your nose so much that it removes the top layers of skin.
Heather was so badly wanting to cum that she forced my face into her sandpaper vagina and gave me an edging Nosejob.
by The Big Heathen October 24, 2022