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Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.
The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.
by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003
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The state of a severely damaged object that has been struck by another (usually) moving object. The extent of the damage of the own3d object is far greater than the damage of the object hitting it. When the object refers to a vehicle, the own3d vehicle is usually struck in the rear, except when tow bars are fitted or the vehicle in front was built before about 1970.
- That car has been own3d by a truck
- Satri's front end was own3d by my tow bar
- The Laser was own3d by the parked Valiant
- The STOP sign was own3d by the old man who is half blind
by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003
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