2 definitions by The 413
Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
by The 413 August 26, 2012
During sex, keep a small amount of chocolate powder in a clenched fist. When you reach orgasm, pull out and ejaculate on the other person's face. After you do so throw the chocolate powder onto the semen and say 'Your cappuccino, sir/ma'am.'
Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.
Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.
'We went for hours; we had foreplay, rough sex and then I ended with some Cappuccinoing.'
'She didn't come back soon.'
'She didn't come back soon.'
by The 413 August 25, 2012