3 definitions by Thatoneguywhoeatskids

Lemon eyes

The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.

Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.

by Thatoneguywhoeatskids October 30, 2019

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by Thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

Bionic Seahorse

An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.

Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar

by Thatoneguywhoeatskids August 7, 2011