1 definition by Thatbratovertheresharon
A man that brainwashed your mother, gold digs her through the whole marriage, even as far as knocking you off her inheritance, makes your real dad broke, shits on your real dad by using his child support for whatever the fuck he wants or to screw over his ex in a lawsuit, constantly brags about how all you kids should feel humbled because he puts you on his insurance even though it was first your mom’s, but he convinces your mom to put him at the top of everything because the husband comes first, and then he treats your mom like shit and manipulates her, and your mom is so in love with him (gets dick) that she doesn’t defend you who is just a constant reminder of her ex and threatens to kick you out because of him and or will always deny your feelings or views even if it is because you do not like her being disrespected by him. He will say he is tough on her because he loves her and the mom buys it because she is 50 something and is desperate for sex. So stepfather yeah an asshole who fucks your mom and fucks your life.
Kid at school: Yo man why you walking around with holes in your pants?
Stepkid: because, my mom is giving my child support to my stepfather to fund his lawsuit with his ex.
Kid: oh shit no wonder kids always hate the stepfather.
Stepkid: Yeah my mom is literally a retarded nympho. Now he wants to throw me out.
Stepkid: because, my mom is giving my child support to my stepfather to fund his lawsuit with his ex.
Kid: oh shit no wonder kids always hate the stepfather.
Stepkid: Yeah my mom is literally a retarded nympho. Now he wants to throw me out.
by Thatbratovertheresharon July 16, 2020