6 definitions by That_One_BV_Guy

Alyssa

One of the prettiest, most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She's very smart, has the most gorgeous green eyes you will ever see, and has "incredibly good-looking" legs. On top of that, she's really nice and will never fail to make you laugh. When with her, you'll wish you will never have to leave her side. You will instantly fall in love with her from the first moment you see her, and you won't be able to forget about her. If you had to spend the rest of your life with someone, it would be Alyssa.

"Are you okay? You keep zoning out today."
"Sorry. Last night I danced with this one girl and now I just can't stop thinking about her..."
"Oh! It must've been Alyssa."

by That_One_BV_Guy May 31, 2009

highlight

To compliment someone's most attractive parts with your hands. An extremely common practice between woMan-Sluts.

"Today, in biology class, Alyssa was wearing her super-short white shorts, and she let me highlight her ass."

"... God I hate you."

by That_One_BV_Guy June 1, 2009

Hmm

A phrase commonly used for absolutely no reason at all. Although sometimes it is used while thinking, it's mostly used during awkward pauses just to fill in the gap of silence, or just cause.

Alyssa: Coolsicles :)

30 seconds later...

Alyssa: Hmm.
Holden: What is it?
Alyssa: Nothing... I just like saying hmm.
Holden: Ok... weird girl.

by That_One_BV_Guy July 2, 2009

charmer

A charmer is an unexpected strong scream, always freaking the crap out of the person receiving the charmer, and usually in the form of the sound "WAOW!". Charmer is a misnomer, since the scream isn't charming at all, just weird and obnoxious. Featured in the song, "Charmer", by Kings of Leon.

Tim: "So yesterday, at school, I was talking to-"
Holden: "WAOW!"
Tim: "Shit! Stop it with the charmers!"

by That_One_BV_Guy June 14, 2009

Man-Slut

A male who, for a living, makes women happier in anyway he can. Man-Sluts have a tendency to wear tight shirts, be ridiculously good-looking, be only barely straight, and randomly strip, especially in the presence of many girls. Although many seem to be innocent, they are far from it. If you're not careful with a Man-Slut, you might find yourself the next morning with a blurry memory of last night and condoms on your nightstand.

"Out of nowhere, this random guy randomly threw off his clothes and started freaking with me... and I kinda liked it."

"Oh... must've been a Man-Slut."

by That_One_BV_Guy May 31, 2009

woMan-Slut

The loyal female partners of Man-Sluts.

woMan-Sluts are huge teases, who spend their time feeling each other up in public, while the guys can only watch and be jealous, wishing they could do the same thing. woMan-Sluts only associate themselves sexually with Man-Sluts and other woMan-Sluts, very unlike Man-Sluts. Most woMan-Sluts also seem very innocent, but when you see them in action, you'll learn that they are far from that. Beware these girls, since a woMan-Slut aims to make your life miserable by teasing 24/7, while you know you'll never get in her pants.

Sophomore 1: "Damn, those freshman are feeling each other up... are they lesbos?
Sophomore 2: "Nah man, they're just those damn woMan-Sluts."
Sophomore 1: "Aww... there goes my fantasy of having a threesome with them. That's a bummer..."

by That_One_BV_Guy May 31, 2009