2 definitions by ThatWeirdFuckGirl
by ThatWeirdFuckGirl April 2, 2018
Sex is for horny people
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
Dude 1: Babe, wanna make babies?
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
by ThatWeirdFuckGirl August 4, 2017