2 definitions by ThatGoose
A corruption of "big league", most commonly used by people trying to mock Trump's stupidity, while only managing to highlighting their own deafness, and possibly the real physiological effect of *wanting* to believe something is true - even at the cost of sacrificing your own powers of judgement.
Donald Trump: "I'm going to cut taxes, big league - and you're going to raise taxes, big league!"
Deaf libtard: "OMG did he just say bigly?!"
Sensible person: "No, he clearly said big le-"
Deaf libtard: "OMG what an idiot! He thinks bigly is a word! And how dare you use the word "deaf", you misogynist! That's racist!"
Deaf libtard: "OMG did he just say bigly?!"
Sensible person: "No, he clearly said big le-"
Deaf libtard: "OMG what an idiot! He thinks bigly is a word! And how dare you use the word "deaf", you misogynist! That's racist!"
by ThatGoose April 6, 2017
A twisted, incorrect version of "I couldn't care less", invented by Americans (who else?) that clearly means the exact opposite of what is intended.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.
Stupid: "Pfft, I could care less about that".
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."
by ThatGoose March 1, 2014