2 definitions by That One Snake
1. (n) The action of slapping someone in the face with one's calve
2. (v) To slap someone in the face with your calve
3. (interjection) The sound made by slapping someone in the face with your calve.
2. (v) To slap someone in the face with your calve
3. (interjection) The sound made by slapping someone in the face with your calve.
"That wasn't a smack. That was a.. a shwack!"
"If you don't shut up about your weird Wapanese bullshit, I swear I'm going to shwack you!"
"And then there was this load SHWACK as her leg slapped me in the face!"
"If you don't shut up about your weird Wapanese bullshit, I swear I'm going to shwack you!"
"And then there was this load SHWACK as her leg slapped me in the face!"
by That One Snake August 4, 2009
1. A religious epiphany often sending the receiver to become a born-again-whatever; a mental orgasm achieved through religious dogma
2. A dog's version of an orgasm
2. A dog's version of an orgasm
When Miss Betty saw "The Passion of the Christ" she went all crazy-christian, like she had some sort of dogmasm.
The little jack russle failed to please his mate, the big German shepherd, and she smacked him in the face for not bringing her to dogmasm.
The little jack russle failed to please his mate, the big German shepherd, and she smacked him in the face for not bringing her to dogmasm.
by That One Snake August 4, 2009