That Lego on the floor 's definitions

flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

the 2 magical words

GIVE UP

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

Spam

The best type of ham there ever was.

Yo I got some spam anybody want some ?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

Delta Airlines

World's largest collector of lost luggage.

Fly Delta Airlines and your baggage will disappear.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

by That Lego on the floor May 20, 2017