1 definition by That Guy81

Smurf

A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.

James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.

by That Guy81 November 14, 2011