3 definitions by Thank God For Police
Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
by Thank God For Police June 27, 2021
A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
by Thank God For Police August 10, 2018
Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them
Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him
by Thank God For Police March 18, 2022