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n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home
Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019
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